Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

Sock rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by No socks January 20, 2018

Rule 96

A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!

by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016

7-11 rule

The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.

The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11

by indianboy123 April 17, 2014

rule 34.66

If it exists, there is a m/m story about it on a fanfiction site.

Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"

Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."

Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"

by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014

Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters

I am the Ruler of Everything.

by Mr_Mow February 15, 2021

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021