my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 07, 2005
1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.
2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.
3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.
2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.
3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.
1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.
2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"
3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.
2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"
3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"
by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005
Being a good roommate, and just being a respectful person when living with another. Roommates who take part in keeping the apartment or living space clean and contribute to make living easier.
by Skreebo February 16, 2006
Sarcastic representation of someone that is your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but you refuse to label them as such. This person (roommate) carries all the authority and power of a significant other, though you deny any association to all friends and family.
Ex1:
Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?
Ex2:
Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?
Person B - insert lie
Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?
Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?
Ex2:
Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?
Person B - insert lie
Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?
by AsianPersuasian March 19, 2008
"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
by The Preacher 478 February 03, 2010
a whore you live with that you go get a pregnancy test for, even though she has never done anything for you. and then you run into people you know while buying this pregnancy test. and she doesn't pay you back.
Roommate: Oh my gosh I think I'm pregnant.
You: Go get a pregnancy test.
Roommate: But my mom works across the street that the CVS is on. Will you go to CVS and buy it for me?
You (inner monologue): But you've never done anything for me...why should I?
You (out loud): Umm. Sure.
You: Go get a pregnancy test.
Roommate: But my mom works across the street that the CVS is on. Will you go to CVS and buy it for me?
You (inner monologue): But you've never done anything for me...why should I?
You (out loud): Umm. Sure.
by tooniceforyourowngood December 01, 2009
"Did you hear about room 410, down the hall? I head there was some roommating going on?"
"Why did you switch dorms? I thought you and Juan were getting along great..." "Well we roommated, and now things are a little awkward..."
"Why did you switch dorms? I thought you and Juan were getting along great..." "Well we roommated, and now things are a little awkward..."
by Laurindsooke June 27, 2008