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roid head

someone with huge muscles and a huge ego to try and cover up the fact they have a little cock. Generally a roid head is a fucking douchebag and doesnt care about anyone but themselves.
Richard- "That guy didn't even re-rack his weights!"
Jim- "Yeah I can't stand those fucking roid heads."
by deshaunfan26 May 19, 2010
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Roid Sox

THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITICAL SPORTS TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS! 04* & 07* world series titles won with the two biggest roid users and disliked baseball players of all time: David Ortiz & Manny Ramirez

David Ortiz Lied multiple times about not using steroids, even went as far as saying anyone who tested positive should be banned the whole year and even said the biggest reason he did not use steroids was so he wouldnt ruin his son & the image of his father, david ortiz tested positive for steroids/P.E.Ds in 2003/2004, he hit 58 homeruns in his 1st 5 years of his career with the Minnesota Twins, then hit another 240+ in the next 5 years with the boston red sox, with 81 games every year @ fenway park, IF he was a righty it wouldnt be so suspicious, but he a lefty..... he used steroids... then balanty lied & denied using steroids ..@ a press conference on 08/08/09 @ yankee stadium after two crushing defeats to the New York Yankees two days in a row...

Manny Ramirez tested positive for a woman's fertility drug in 2009 only used by males to regain testosterone after years of anabolic steroid use... also tested positive in 2003/2004 & has always sucked and been hated for his antics, and niether him nor david ortiz where fooling anyone....

Red Sox Fans have always been SMUG and quick to bash the New York Yankees and their former steroid users on a daily basis... though their own 04* & 07* world series are the ones that are tainted...

Boston Roid Sox: the biggest hypocrites in sports

The Boston Red Sox: Will Never match the New York Yankees in ANY WAY
The Boston Roid sox most recent two world series titles are tainted due to steroid use by their two most important players, manny ramirez & david ortiz, 2004 world series & 2007 world series

No longer the Red Sox, but are now the Roid Sox

Go Yankees! fuck the roid sox
by YANKEEbomb August 9, 2009
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Roid Rage

Spontaneus anger outburst due to overuse of steroids (one of it's side affects)

steROID Roid Rage
What the fuck man calm down, you got roid rage just chill.
by some polak November 8, 2004
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'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.
YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
by YAWA July 6, 2018
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Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.
"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."
by T.R.I. February 14, 2006
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roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids
I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads
by phil June 22, 2004
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roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching
i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
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