Robel is a really funny guy, when people meet him they already know he packing that 20 inch horse dong. And he is pretty cute too
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Get the robiel mug.N. Social Movement founded in 2005 by an incredibly gaunt, yet wily leader, this new movement called for radical changes in student life such as total and complete dedication to schoolwork. It also spearheaded the abolishing of any and all social interactions that might hamper the course of such said dedication. It was through this method that he hoped all students would enjoy academic success.
However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church
After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.
However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.
It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.
However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church
After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.
However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.
It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.
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Get the Robbelution mug.(Verb) to team up with friends at a local drinking establishment and harass a single friend who is at home with his children. A real dick move. To troll.
Joe can't come out tonight, so we are going to "Robsella" him all night, while we are drinking, to amuse ourselves.
by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018
Get the Robsella mug.Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Robelto is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though he may come off as mean, he is truly just shy with people and takes his time getting to know someone but if he likes you then he will be the best friend you could ever have. Knowing a Robelto is a blessing in your life because once you get him out of his shell, he is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a Robelto trust because no matter what, he always has your back. Robelto is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With his perfection and sweet ways. He just has that X factor you dont find in any other guy! A really loving boyfriend who you could bring home to met your mother!(usually your whole family will fall in love with him then too) , he just has that effect on people, and he will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in!. No stranger to advances from women as there is usually a queue lined up trying to get to him, his sexual energy is unreal/amazing so you can understand why this is!! He is completely faithful and honest the best boyfriend/husband you could ask for. Usually dont give second chances so don't piss him off!
All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
Robelto has got it going on .
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Get the Roceline mug.A man who claims he is a Boricua and wants to suck major peepee also a great hugger and big spoon in bed
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