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Rob Schneider

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004
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red-rob

To go a restaurant that offers unlimited free food with the order an entree with the intention of ordering an entree to get the free food and eating nothing but the free food, saving the entree and some free food to take home and eat at a later meal.
Dude, I totally red-robbed Red Robin! I ordered their cheapest burger, ate like 4 basketfuls of unlimited fries, and now I got lunch for tomorrow!
by GJMK April 23, 2009
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Rob Resnick

Producer of a music group called timeflies. He makes beats that Cal Shapiro sings to. His obsessions include music, technology, and Green Lantern.
Rob Resnick, or Rez, is the producer for timeflies. His beats distinguish him from other producers, such as in Swoon and I Choose U.
by YaBoyLin December 30, 2013
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National Rob banks day

Define: National rob the bank day is about robbing the bank near you on November the 13

National Rob Banks day was declared reasonable by Bob
by HAHAHA...LOL November 12, 2019
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Rob Ford Special

A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.
"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"

"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."
by You'remom November 8, 2013
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rob dougan

Rob Dougan could club me to death anyday.
by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006
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Rob Ford Drunk

adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
by NixonAddict November 13, 2013
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