relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.

He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.

by NakedDan January 4, 2011

Acute Urate Related Arthritis

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.

"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"

by Dwight A June 17, 2013

weapons of mass destruction related program activities

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

by Whee February 1, 2004

Captain Relapse

A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.

Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.

Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.

by TV CAR July 15, 2010

relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008

Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008

relagging

A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.

"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009