RetPloyed

That you are both Retired and Employed.

jThe idea is that as people approach retirement age, they may with to remain partially or fully in the work force

Jane loved being a lawyer. However, as she approached age 65, she knew she wanted to change her working dynamic from full time counsel to more of being both retired and employed, namely retployed. Perhaps she would work 6 months a year and take the other 6 months off and travel (post covid, of course).

by Northwood Financial February 1, 2021

sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

by collinc August 23, 2005

Goo receptacle

Any orifice suitable as a depository for one's man chowder, baby gravy, or spooge.

"That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

receptacle

Receptacle "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.

'left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum receptacle, please..."

by SuraScent April 20, 2007

spunk recepticle

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008