Restarted

A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.

Lexi, why are you acting so restarted?

by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018

reshart

When you need to take a second shit Exactly after you finish the first one

I was late to work because i had to Reshart

by orbistruct February 15, 2015

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

apple retart

A word used by someone in the bakery section of a shop to someone they are annoyed with.

Becka: Hey Linsey I like this nut cake even though I'm allergic to nuts do you think I should get it
Linsey: No! Becka you shouldn't get it you apple retart.

by Kitsune Swordsman June 2, 2017

retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Retarticle

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded

Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both

by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008

retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

by Kfizzle April 28, 2006