relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.

I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.

by A relative idiot May 20, 2021

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.

"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".

by Mysteron August 4, 2003

Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.

The relative humidity went up as soon as mom & dad left for the evening and I slid into my sister.

by Bushpig61 September 5, 2010

Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.

Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.

by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008

relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.

Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.

by dintx March 19, 2011

relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020