Reed

('Read) to Reed.
1:) To Reed someone is the act of taking someone's possion without permission. v.

1:) Why would you Reed my ring?
2:) Stop Reeding my stuff Maxene.

by dindsoe November 17, 2010

Reed

1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.

"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College

by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009

Reed

A person with a small "male" profile

Look at that reed on that guy over there!

by Schmuckey the Ass Raping Eleph November 20, 2010

Reed

A piece of worthless trash that doesn't even deserve to be in existance. A sorry excuse for a noun, these completely unlikable and dick-wads spend their whole life attempting to end there existance and failing miserably, just like they do with everything else. They are also usually level 1 crooks.

Man 1: wow look at that guy
Man 2: wow what a Reed

by I H8 Reed Johnson January 10, 2019

reede

A super amazing girl, who is always there for you no matter what and will always stick up for you.
She's also super beautiful and drop-dead gorgeous.

"Luckily reede yelled at that bitch to shut the fuck up when she started talking shit about me"

by Murphster_98 September 13, 2017

reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

by Adoring Fan December 19, 2007

reedness

The act of sniffing a woman's chair after she has exited it

Oh my god Stacy, right after you got out of your chair, Steve came over and pulled a reedness.

by dirtydizzle November 2, 2012