Red 

if you meet a guy named red, you're in luck cuz he will have some of the best traits known to man kind.Reds are really open guy and all the girls fall for him. I have never met anyone who actually listens to me as i pour my problems on his shoulders.Reds always have the best advice and will find a way to make you laugh. They are the light that shine through the darkest times. They are also just so easy going and won't judge you for who you are because they know that its your life and you can live it how you want to.

me: OMG RED ASKED ME OOOOUUUUTTT
friend: WHAT REALLYYYYYYYYY. OMG UR SO LUCKY!

Red by SomeoneInThisMessedUpWorld November 12, 2019

Red 

A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.

Things that are red.

Nectarines

Peaches

Tomatoes

Cherries

Carnations

Cherries

Heart

Blood

Anger.

Karen, had me seeing red today.

Red by Saints October 18, 2003

red 

This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).

"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."

red by The Ripper December 12, 2004

red 

A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"Yo, she caught you starin' at her titties? What colour were you?"

"RED!"

red by Peter McConville April 1, 2005

red 

An awesome Christian Alternative Metal band! They sound similar to Breaking Benjamin and other great rock bands. I would recommend that everyone check them out.

Red is a great band! You should listen to Let Go

red by mmKay January 31, 2008

Red 

One who is constantly 'on the tune', getting in trouble with the cops, chatty lads and drives his car into the back of his mates car.
Titled due to his native 'Red' hair. Known for being unable to be reached by telephone, he must be texted due to his uncontrollable need to be at raves.
He does muay thai.

Person: Hello!
Red: Heelloooo!
Person: Who is this?
Red: It's Me! RED!
Person: Yeah, I just needed to tell you -
Red: Text me - I'm at a rave!
Person: ...O...Kay..
Red: On the Tune!!!!

Red by I am not Red September 6, 2010

Red 

Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.

“God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all”

Red by Notcarter January 7, 2009