Ribbed mints

When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.

He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.

The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.

Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"

Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."

Luke: "Yer."

Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."

Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."

by Robwhite March 9, 2009

Rebbeca

That meme where the kid says i wont hesitate bitch

Omg rebbeca

by RTSD was a mighty man November 25, 2018

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

Rubbed One Out

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

jeb redbedder

Jeb Redbedder is a rock band composed of actual pirates that designed a ship propelled by punk rock rather than wind.

Jeb Redbedder is the most ferocious group of pirates to have sailed the seven seas.

or

Jeb Redbedder discovers new booty on a weekly basis.

by Phalla-bedder September 26, 2006

ribbed for her pleasure

The case of having so many STDs on your weiner that it's completely covered in bumbs, boils and crevasses.

Guy #1: I don't think you should be hooking up with girls with the state your wang is in...

Guy #2: It's okay. They like it. It's ribbed for her pleasure.

by The Commisioner. April 11, 2010

Rebbecca

An awesome caring person who is really funny and clumsy, she is also sweet and when you get her mad Well, you don't wanna know because she will go off really bad and make you wanna cry.awsome
She has lots of friends and is a great mom, she is loyal and is a lucky person to have in your life.

Hey Rebbecca is that you, your really awsome

by Hdhskd djrnndd October 21, 2019