Rapture sex 

The idea of guilting your significant other in having sex with you before the "End of the World" which is predicted to occur on May 21 2011.

Date: May 22 2011

Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!

Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.

Rapture sex by coolnwo1 August 6, 2011

Rapture Ready 

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

Rapture Ready by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009

rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.

"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"

rapture hatch by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

rapture monkey by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

rapture-stupid

The amount of stupid needed to believe in a rapture prediction.

I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.

rapture-stupid by wileEcoyote June 22, 2011

rapture of the deep 

a mental state or conversational diversion achieved by various technical types when they have become obsessed with an idea that is peripheral (or irrelevant) to the discussion at hand. Commonly experienced in meetings when everyone else is trying to get something accomplished.

Often expanded to infinite rapture of the deep for extra emphasis

Derived from "raptures of the deep" (nitrogen narcosis) that may be experienced by scuba divers when diving at depths below 100 feet.

How'd the meeting go?
--- We were doing well, but then Matt went off into infinite
rapture of the deep about computer languages

rapture of the deep by Golden Rod February 4, 2010

Rapture-Ready 

When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

Rapture-Ready by MathPlus October 28, 2018