An extremely dumb person. No, not just a dumb person but the dumbest person you will ever meet. Like just a complete and utter dumbass.
Jake: Yo, that girl is soo dumb she doesnt even realise shes not hot and has tiny tits.
Bob: Ya shes a total Racheli
Bob: Ya shes a total Racheli
by Instine Fertumeir March 2, 2009

A completely awesome female whose first or last name is Rachel. She is intelligent and generally good looking. She has a joyful persona that people love to be around.
by Flippindiccin December 18, 2016

A Rach Ravioli refers to the sexual act of enveloping a female (a Rach) in fresh pasta sheets, and proceeding to penetrate both the pasta and the female in every available orifice; then covering in sauce (semen).
by VelvetFox January 27, 2021

by slagno2 October 18, 2019

One who is uninhibited and wild. Knowing how to have fun. Crazy and boisterous. Normally used for a drunk female.
by SissaRach April 25, 2009

A couple walks past holding handds and smiling sappily at eachother. "ick, they're such a matt and rach couple."
Or, a girl, looking for a relationship to settle down in, "I wish I could find a Matt for my Rach."
Or, a girl, looking for a relationship to settle down in, "I wish I could find a Matt for my Rach."
by Honeysuckle Meadow August 23, 2011

Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor, Op. 18. Absolute hottest piece of music, instant eargasm. 1st movement theme truly embodies pain and praying and despair. 2nd movement is so pretty and calming. 3rd movement modifies the 1st theme so that it feels like finding hope again. Met a piece so beautiful I started crying?
Romeo: I know it's kind of overplayed but my favorite piece is rach 2
Juliet: Rach 2 will never be overplayed *falls in love on the spot*
Juliet: Rach 2 will never be overplayed *falls in love on the spot*
by Ace.X September 26, 2022
