Jizzie Rascal

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene

guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"

by Clamii October 18, 2008

Rascal Pasties

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.

Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"

by JimiBiz August 24, 2008

Rascal Fats

Really fat girls that adore Rascal Flatts. Known for squeezing into cowboy boots and flamboyant colored cowboy hats in sizes way too small of them. Often associated as being easy when intoxicated

The was not a lot of talent at Rascal Flatts' concert, just mostly Rascal Fats and gay dudes.

by Party Crashers August 22, 2009

pantie rascal

one who is kinkie as hell in bed.

i heard tom shoved a lolipop up sarahs vagina" " what a pantie rascal

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity

1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER

by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013

rump rascal

Another word for a homosexual.

Did you see that rump rascal over there?
O ya

by kstan3 June 15, 2010

Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020