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quelch

1. a vaginal sneeze 2. a squirting orgasm in which the secretions are blasted out in a spray rather than in a stream.
i was eating my girlfriend out and she came and quelched all over me.
by lonewolf7083 March 7, 2010
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quelching

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.
"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"
by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010
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fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!
I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!
by Meat May 15, 2003
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quelch

A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock
no example needed, we all know who they are...
by Candice May 19, 2003
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Qwelching

Qwelching is a position in sex mostly used forcefully without consent. For this position you must have 2 or more guys and one woman and also a big dog roughly over 70 pounds. The position begins with the two or more guys grabbing their erected penises and ejaculating on each other's face,mouth, and penis once this is done they can begin the next step. Step two is they cut multiple holes in the woman and draw the blood from her so they can lube up their penises. Third step is they grab a dog and have the dog bite and chew and eat the penises of the men. After this is done they wait for the penises to come out of the dog and shove the waste down the woman’s throat fat enough to kill her. Once done the men will usually cut the girl up one big slit down the stomach and live in her and not leave this corpse until they to have died.
by John Killian April 24, 2024
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Quelching

The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.
"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"
by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus January 13, 2024
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qelching

putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked
Did you see Bryce qelching that lady the other day.
by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024
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