i quit tennis

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.

Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."

by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014

be quiet, don't cry

a term used when someone won't stop crying for shit.

nct's frat boy jaehyun blew this shit up in his early teens when he lived in america for four years. what a legend to stan man.

"oh my goddd i cant believe he actually dumped mee!!! me out of all people!!"
"be quiet, don't cry."

by babymocca November 23, 2020

it’s quiet ain’t no backtalk

something to say when the person you’re talking to doesn’t have anything else to say,it was popularized on tiktok after Nicki Minaj’s “Yikes”

“you make no sense”
*silence*
“it’s quiet ain’t no backtalk”

by malislovs December 14, 2020

Facebook Quiet Hours

The hours of the night that begin somewhere around 11:30 PM and extend until mid-morning, when society frowns on interrupting a friend's late-night stalking or lurking on Facebook. Facebook feels quiet as a library, and you feel as though you are the only one on the entire site, because by this time your Live Feed has slowed to a halt. It is customary to ignore the presence of other online facebookers at this time unless they are very close friends, to allow everyone ample time for mindless late night facebooking, which may include but it not limited to Farmville, Mass Picture Stalking, or wall-to-wall reading.

Person 1: "Dude, last night I had 36 friends online, but I couldn't talk to them because it was during Facebook Quiet Hours."

Person 2: "Sucks. Same thing happened to me."

by GingerSnapRayRay May 15, 2010

Quiet Kid

The person in the room that does not talk to anyone or talks very little. This person is usually very smart, polite, nice, and wise but will go unnoticed, but in contrast they can be extremely insulting and cold, if they wanted to be, as they don't care too much for nor about what people think.

The quietest kid in the room is really the biggest crook.

The quiet kid is possibly the nicest, politest, and smartest people you will ever meet. Likewise, they have the potential to be the most dangerous.

by Laleiluleilo October 24, 2011

quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water

"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"

by cream of sumyungay September 27, 2005

I Quit This Bitch

A turn of phrase coined by Inetta the Mood-Setter, a part-time DJ from WBLX-FM 92.9. After being treated like crap by the radio station and people at the station for years and then getting a shit raise, she quit on the air. She refused to take it anymore and said on air: "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

It is a term generally used to show extreme disgruntlement with a work position or used more casually at the end of the work day to denote that you are not working anymore after that point.

After being forced to work 70 hours a week with no overtime and no hope of compensation or recognition, Bob walked into his bosses office, flipped him the bird and said: "I quit this bitch!"

What? It's 4:30? I quit this bitch!

by Haar March 20, 2008