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Quelch

An awkward interaction when two people encounter each other in public. Each person attempts to move out of the other's way but move in the same direction, failing to judge the other's direction of movement. The situation can often result in deadlock whereby the only way to extricate oneself is to vocalise an apology and agree on each person's continued route.
Even though the pavement was empty, I still managed to quelch with an old man.

That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.
by btajk May 13, 2018
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Queeling

1. Queer people catching eels, which may in themselves be gay also, in a gay looking way,

2. Straight people trying to catch queer eels that have been cast out of the eels clan because of their gayness.
1.I saw Matt queeling the other day, but he didn't catch any eels because he was too gay for them
by MookieMookie March 24, 2009
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Quelff

I deep sigh or either pleasure, or plain relief.
I quelffed so hard after I finished than math exam.
by Chanc100 March 15, 2016
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Queltrum

Adjective
A man or woman that is a sex slave either by force, desire or circumstance.

Usually used by a dominant to berate a submissive
"Get off of the floor you filthy queltrum!"
by Sallux August 15, 2018
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Quelch

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.
by Ruprech April 9, 2010
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Queel

I stuck a paper clip down my dick and out popped a queel.
by tomkittymattybear November 7, 2009
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Quela

Quela’s are easy to talk to and when you meet them it’s like talking to an old friend. She makes self deprecating jokes but she really believes them, even though they aren’t true. She is really funny and beautiful even if she won’t believe it. She may not have many friends but the ones she does have are her life. Never lose a Quela.
Person A: Did you hear Quela?
Person B: Yeah she’s hilarious!
by bigbuttsarefuniguess September 23, 2018
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