squelching

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006

Qwelching

Qwelching is a position in sex mostly used forcefully without consent. For this position you must have 2 or more guys and one woman and also a big dog roughly over 70 pounds. The position begins with the two or more guys grabbing their erected penises and ejaculating on each other's face,mouth, and penis once this is done they can begin the next step. Step two is they cut multiple holes in the woman and draw the blood from her so they can lube up their penises. Third step is they grab a dog and have the dog bite and chew and eat the penises of the men. After this is done they wait for the penises to come out of the dog and shove the waste down the woman’s throat fat enough to kill her. Once done the men will usually cut the girl up one big slit down the stomach and live in her and not leave this corpse until they to have died.

Hey bro wanna go Qwelching today.

by John Killian April 24, 2024

qelching

putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked

Did you see Bryce qelching that lady the other day.

by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024

squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006

guelching

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Quelking

To abort a fetus via hanger, and then drink said “hanger baby”. If done correctly it should be the texture of Robitussin.

Dude after Amanda got pregnant, I quelked the fuck outta that kid.

Instead of an abortion I had to resort to quelking.

I didn’t have enough money to get an abortion I just quelked it instead.

by Digbickbussymonder March 20, 2024

Quelking

Abort fetus via hanger then drink it from straw. (Preferably black midget)

Me and me friends are going on a quelking streak

by Jelqmaster67 March 21, 2024