Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.

Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.

by Lazylounger March 7, 2009

quarterback chad

(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, prom king, and guys named Chad. Can usually be found in the wild at fraternity houses, in camaro/bmw/H2s, and/or supplying unprovoked high fiving in drinking establishments. Ironically many of the species are actually named Chad.

That no-talent ass clown Keanu Reeves is a quarterback chad (johnny utah).

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Quarterback for the Buckaneers

The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single dollar bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.

Old Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!

Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!

by notoriouskimmerz June 25, 2009

quarterback sneak

when you're hittin it from the rear and pull out and spit on her back, then tell her your done....when she turns around pop a fat one in her eye.

i was in a sticky situation, so i decided it would fit my gameplan best to go with a quarterback sneak. catch the defense of guard.

by mondingo December 25, 2005

Quarterback contact

The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.

Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.

Every group needs one.

William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

quarterback sneak

when you're tossing a girls salad and in a sudden movement jump up and put it in her ass

i was hooking up with this girl and she called for the quarterback sneak

by jason evans August 20, 2003

Quarterback Appreciation Month

The month of June where Quaterbacks get appreciated for being the heart of the offense on tbe field

Bill: "Hey Cody, I got you a present for Quarterback Appreciation Month! Keep up the good work!
Cody: "Thanks Bill!"

by XxX_God_XxX April 23, 2019