The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020

Quarantan

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine

Oops, got a quarantan!

by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020

Quarantine

A form of living hell during covid 19 were we have to stay home and live a very shity life style and our mental health is effected. We also can't see our freinds or anyone for a long time. We are also out of school and everything

Me " I was in America yesterday" Government" you must self quarantine for 14 days" Me "😠😠"

by Thesavageofall March 29, 2020

Quarantine

The name of the artwork that displayed a banana sticked to the wall at art Basel 2019

Quarantine, an artwork interpretation by artist Caro Tejada & Hope the Blue robot

by Caro Tejada April 29, 2020

Quarantine

You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t

You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t

by Spot:) June 12, 2020

Quarantini

A strong alcoholic beverage that is made when people are quarantined, or otherwise locked up or trapped in a location for an extended period of time.

Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.

Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.

When we got trapped indoors because of the hurricane we didn't even care because we got wasted off of our quarantinis.

In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!

by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012