Quantum Nut

The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.

"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"

by Gamer God August 26, 2019

Quantum of Solace

- The amount of comfort. All love and friendship is based in the end on that. When the quantum of solace stands at zero, you've got to get away to save yourself. From Ian Fleming's short story of the same name in the Bond collection For Your Eyes Only.

The Governor paused and looked reflectively over at Bond. He said: "You're not married, but I think it's the same with all relationships between a man and a woman. They can survive anything so long as some kind of basic humanity exists between the two people. When all kindness has gone, when one person obviously and sincerely doesn't care if the other is alive or dead, then it's just no good. That particular insult to the ego - worse, to the instinct of self-preservation - can never be forgiven. I've noticed this in hundreds of marriages. I've seen flagrant infidelitiespatched up, I've seen crimes and even murder forgiven by the other party, let alone bankruptcy and every other form of social crime. Incurable disease, blindness, disaster - all these can be overcome. But never the death of common humanity in one of the partners. I've thought about this and I've invented a rather high-sounding title for this basic factor in human relations. I have called it the Law of the Quantum of Solace."

by TFred January 30, 2009

Quantum Fomo

A condition derived from the realization that out of all versions of yourself in he multiverse, your counciosness is currently trapped in the least interesting or exciting one.

- There's a universe where I am an Olympic Athlete, a world where I am the president, a universe where I am a porn star, a...

- Dude, avoid Quantum Fomo. It's an inescapable rabbit hole.

by terminal1 August 16, 2021

Quantum Sadness

Sadness produced by watching sci-fi, superhero movies and other pop culture media blatantly misuse scientific terms and expect people not to notice or care.

"Seeing Ant-Man run through that 'quantum tunnel' filled me with quantum sadness."
Neil Degrasse Tyson's tweets correcting the scientific principles of "Interstellar" expressed severe quantum sadness.

by zgoodman August 12, 2018

quantum shit

1.)subject matter that can be percieved to be overwhelming, complicated, deep, clever, nice, slick, or by all means 'hardcore'; a topic that goes beyond average comprehension
2.) the phrase or reply given to an individual who has made a complicated or misunderstood topic seem very clear

1. "Mang, that nigga was talkin about some quantum shit last night..."
2. "DAMN!!! That's some quantum shit!!!"

by the dark knight batman June 09, 2006

Quantum Leap

A scientific term for the 'leap' of logic made when studying high-level mathematics, especially on a miniscule scale. Even though the general theory of relativity persists due to the constant speed of light in a vacuum, the quantum ability to remember complex mathematic formulas is unheard of. When Dr. Tyson first heard of such a leap, he stated various scientific nonsense, and then proceeded to jump out of his 5th story window. There, he was able to calculate the weight, velocity, and acceleration of splat - as he hit the ground and passed away. Regulations in the quantum field of thermodynamics excited his best student, Dr. Doc Tor, and his research into sexy gerbil lingerie. While aided by flying lawnmowers, Dr. Doc Tor was brutally murdered by a falling Dr. Tyson.

Wow, that scientist just died.
He must have had a quantum leap.

by Jack the Douche April 04, 2019

Quantum Dramatic

A theoretical dramatic reaction exceeding the realm of melodrama.

Guy : My wife asked me if I thought her sister was pretty. I said, "Sure, I guess," then she burned our house down.

Friend: Pretty melodramatic, huh?

Guy: No, this was quantum dramatic.

by Dreamspeeder March 24, 2016