douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 17, 2014

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 25, 2005

quaffle

verb: to waver between possible choices, to the annoyance of another person.

Why does he quaffle every time we need him to make a quick decision?

She's quaffling on the issues.

by aspirit December 02, 2011

Quaffle

Used as a sentence filler, without meaning anything in particular.

Can be used as quaffle x for extra effect

Person 1 - “Whats going on”

Person 2 - “Nothing much man, quaffle

by Daniel Haidar June 25, 2021

Quaffle

A blunder or complete mockery.

Man the TMX pipeline is a huge quaffle.

by Ky-Guy February 19, 2022

Quaffle

quaffle When your girlfriend queefs and it smells like waffles. A term only fraternity boy rejects would try and use to humor the less intelligent if applicable to tolerate their presence before roofie-ing them damn selves at said party.

Yo, I heard Jake’s baby mama quaffles in her sleep, the lucky bastard. When my girlfriend queefs all I smell is shrimp.... but hers smells like waffles he says. Then she makes waffles for that fat bas-tard in the morning. Get it? HA HA HA

by Frotoroso26 April 07, 2020

Quaffle

A person whomst dedicates their life to inhibiting the success of the morally superior. Also known as the highest rank of professional inconveniencers.

The kamikaze keyboard warrior pillaged cyberspace to commit bank fraud and was indubitably deemed a quaffle.

by BuckDitkus June 07, 2018