Political Pyromaniac

A person who gets a thrill out of setting people up against each other, especially in online bulletin boards and often regarding people and issues in their locality. The Political Pyromaniac may take a posting or email message and forward or copy it to another person, knowing that it will cause a virulent reaction. The PP essentially likes to set fires and stand back and watch the ensuing fireworks or explosion. They are also the peeping Toms of the Internet and closet drama kings and queens.

Charles, a known Political Pyromaniac, received a group email post. Tina said a website owned by a man named Jim was "an amusing little supposedly non-political site." Charles forwarded the message to Jim. Jim then sent an anti-Tina email to everyone on the group and copied it to her bosses, trying to get her fired. He pointed out that Tina's husband was "a city police officer," which was not relevant to anyone receiving the message. The recipients didn't really know Jim or why he was so upset or what he was getting at. They responded in Tina's defense. Charles sat back and watched the action and then quietly unsubscribed from the email group.

by Marthakay May 2, 2008

Panromantic Asexual

Someone who feels romantic attraction to people regardless of their gender identity, but doesn't feel sexual attraction to anyone.

"Sorry, I'm panromantic asexual"
"Oh cool, I'm not too worried about sex. Would you like to go out sometime?"
"Sure!"

by panacefroglover June 5, 2020

Pyromaniac

One who enjoys all that fire has to offer. Could be artists or maniacs.

That pyro is a maniac.

by trombley October 20, 2003

progmantic

A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.

I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.

by princessetamtam March 23, 2009

Panromantic

When one can love all gender identities regardless of gender identity. If gender factors in to the romantic attraction, you are Omniromantic.

(Note: Not all Panromantics are Asexual. An example of a sexual orientation with Panromantic is Panromantic Polysexual, meaning romantic attraction to all genders regardless of gender identity and sexual attraction to multiple, but not necessarily all genders.

Ava has romantic attraction towards all gender identities regardless of gender identity. This means she is Panromantic.

by AmbivertAnnie July 31, 2022

Pyromaniac

A person who absolutely loves fire. The smell of gas or smoke sends them into ecstasy. Lighting a candle and blowing it out and relighting it and blowing it out repeatedly, watching the smoke lightly twirl around in the air, is a good sign of an pyro. Many pyros can figure out different types of gas and/or what's being burnt just from the smell. Watching a flame on a lighter flickering is fun and addicting, but watching a full piece of paper burn all the way to the bottom is complete elation. Pyromaniacs are difficult people to understand and are often confused with arsonists. Pyromaniacs know how fire works, can predict in which direction it will burn, how much smoke the fuel will make, how quickly an object will burn, what the burning object will smell like even before it is being burnt, knows how to mix chemicals to make cool flames (like boric acid with alcohol for a green flame) and other crazy cool things. An 11 year old kid who wants to be bad ass in front of his friends and owns a lighter and makes what he calls "fireworks" (i.e. match rockets, penny bombs, etc.) is NOT a pyromaniac, just a fag.

11 year old: "Hey look guys! I just made a FLAMETHROWER out of an Axe deodorant can and a lighter!! haha wow I'm such a pyromaniac!!!"

Friends: "No, dude, you're not, you're a fag. Anybody can make a 'flamethrower' out of deodorant and a lighter. Can you make a pipe bomb? No? You haven't? Can you tell the difference between the smell of butane and natural gas? You can't?! Well then you're not a fucking pyro! Go home and play with your matches."

by kkkraig February 2, 2009

Pyromania

1. A disorder causing obsessions with fire, such as random acts of starting a fire, or wanting to play with it. Often after doing such behaviour comes a feeling of satisfaction.

2. A 1983 Album by the British Rock Band Def Leppard. It includes the hit songs "Photograph", "Rock of Ages", "Foolin'", and "Too Late for Love". Also rated by Q Magazine as one of the best albums of the 80s.

3. A 2010 single by the British-German Eurodance group Cascada.

1. Pyromania is not the same as Arson!
2. Hey man, Def Leppard's new album Pyromania was so rad! I was stoked at how amazing it was.
3. I'm gonna get the fire started, impossible for you to breathe, the temperature is rising up, up, so hot, 'cause I burning up...Pyromania, Pyromania, ow...!

by Anonymous90872 May 10, 2010