puntended

pun intended

In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.

I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.

by schematic23 December 29, 2010

puntalkers

people from your past and present who stalk you and speak in parables.

I drive a truck and the puntalkers are in every truck stop that i visit.

by fatvinnydabully October 31, 2012

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

Phuntsok

A really hot guy that go's to GHS see sexy. He's so sexy that his name now means Hot.

OMG That boy is so Phuntsok

by SportyGal221 December 2, 2004

Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

Puntificating

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

by MacgalSC April 23, 2014