Perchitis

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Gorilla Perch

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013

Falcon Perch

When you rack a line of blow off a transexual's penis

Yuma gave this tranny the falcon perch.

by dmillsx March 8, 2009

perchance

Perhaps, and possibly.

Often used in line with Mayhaps and Forsooth.

Him: I see that look in your eyes...are you up to something sinister?

You: Mayhaps...perchance...forsooth.

by Sal D April 24, 2007

Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.

Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

by stoneypercher May 29, 2010

Perched

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perch Head

When a female just barely gets the tip of your penis in her mouth. The mouth looks like a perch nibbling on the end of your shaft.

Last nite at the movies the bitch just gave me some perch head.

by Grandlakeguy May 31, 2018