This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.
Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!
Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....
Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....
by MadDogC October 16, 2012
Get the Magic Putter mug.a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration
by jimbob jr March 2, 2004
Get the barrel putter mug.n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.
Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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Get the rusty putter mug.To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.
AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...
AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...
by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016
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Get the putther mug.Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009
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