puteral

De "putero". Unidad de magnitud del sistema mexicano de medidas, designada para describir cantidades incontables por efecto de la hueva. Equivale a un chingo de puteros de chingaderas.

No mames, tengo un puteral de cosas qué hacer.

by Vergolazo April 29, 2015

Putentag

A way of greeting German putang. As it is widely known that German putang has a mind of its own, this is used to greet it usually before oral sex. It also can be used as a chat up line for hungry Hagrids.

Alf: Woah last night I had a crazy German wench with a crazy putang, I had to give it a little Putentag just to avoid injury.

by John Kong January 19, 2013

Sale Pute

Dirty whore (french)

-Elle est encore enceinte!
-Sale pute!

translation
-She's pregnant again!
Dirty whore!

by jemenfous August 15, 2011

Puteria

/poo-te-ree-uh/ adjective

Spanish word translating to letting loose, thotting around, having fun. Typically associated with weekend behavior.

Friend 1: I'm so excited for this weekend!
Friend 2: Bruh same. Let the puteria begin!

by Kettywap November 16, 2016

putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008