Definitions by suikodenfan88

poop and 'pute 

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

poop and 'pute by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

bass-turd 

mispronounced and misspelled for centuries now. actually spelled bass-turd and it is a derogatory word for someone who you would like to call fish poop.

I can believe you won u bass-turd.

bass-turd by suikodenfan88 August 8, 2010

Codswallop 

Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught

Codswallop by Suikodenfan88 August 2, 2010