German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

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pustache

A mustache mouth that resembles a pussy.

Yuck, go shave that nasty looking pustache off you're face before someone sticks their dick in it.

by gut fucker June 3, 2009

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putaface

1.) One who behaves in a bitchy, or otherwise stupid manner.
2.) One who is useless.
3.) An endearing term for a friend who does something stupid

1.) Young Giac broke the pool stick. What a fuckin' putaface.
2.) Ford Beckett adds nothing to this world. What a fuckin' putaface.
3.) Yo putaface! (often used as a greeting)

by Siv, Viv, and Christ January 19, 2008

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it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

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pustarded

When you or one of your friends acts retarded all for a girl. He doesn't care what kind of trouble he gets in to or what others think, all he cares about is that pink.

Branden made us late cause he is pustarded.

by lonewolf44 April 19, 2007

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