puddles

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!

"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

The Puddle

Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.

Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!

by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011

Puddle

A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.

Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle

by dankDefine November 9, 2017

Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.

Abby has no tits,She a puddle!

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddles

A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.

Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

puddle

To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.

Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).

Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade

“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”

“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”

by Full January 15, 2005