Pud

A human male's penis

We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.

by Miguel du Bris November 11, 2003

pud-smack

One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.

That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.

by clembie June 20, 2003

pull my pud

to take ur hand, spit on it, and stroke my cock

That bitch wouldnt pull my pud so i did it myself.

by green shit July 6, 2006

pounding the pud

to be or to masturbate

I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep.

by Charlie Thomas October 17, 2004

Tidgey pud

Is where a male gives a female painal and as they pull there schlong out the females asshole she prolapses leaving the asshole to look like a mini yorkshire pudding. (Tidgey pud.)

Sam L was giving a brutal painal to Ruth. He stretched out his batwing and pulled his whopper out of the shit stained asshole leaving a gravy filled tidgey pud.

by Mc Azzo December 29, 2013

Pud Duck

1.A term used to describe customers who come into a retail store with no greater intention then to be a complete pain in the ass and buy nothing.

2. Ass Hole!

That Pud Duck just wasted an hour of my time and didnt buy shit.

by Intern June 22, 2006

muscle pud

1) a female body-builder
2) a very muscular female
3) a female with very muscular thighs and, in most cases, a strangely muscular pudenda

"That frickin' muscle pud cracked his head like a coconut down there."

by MeanMachine May 15, 2007