Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

The James Taylor Prophecy

The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"

Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

Kahiem's Prophecy

A liberator that allows people to distribute him their finances to liberate and ascend themselves to heavenly beings the right conductor and right knowledge of principles with life's organization. The jinaist organization founder and leader Kahiem is very intelligent with religious text raised Sunni Islamic then converted back to his profound religion jainism and sikhism. His father Shiekh bakr baghdadi loved soccer and kahiem is good with predicting soccer goals.

Kahiem's Prophecy let me know that life is basically not what it seems until you figure out what history and what really happened in the nineties era

by Sikhism Dharma Organization November 10, 2021

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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

The Chosen One Prophecy

A Chosen One shall come, born of no father, and through him will ultimate balance in the Force be restored

YOU WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN (from the chosen one prophecy)

by TheOsprey_ September 10, 2021

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025