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Prowankinating

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011
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PRORANGETAN

PRORANGETAN:- This could be the aftereffects of bed tanning which CAN give a facial tan looking like the noted orange colour of an infamous President.
You'd better not spend TOO much time on that tanning bed, you could end up with a PRORANGETAN - people will think you may be "loopey".
by FABARM February 4, 2019
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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
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pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.
Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!
by pronanoidd February 11, 2009
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profanitarian

A person who uses and\cr celebrates the use of profanity as a tool of language.
George Carlin was a profanitarian who became famous for examining language and censorship in society and the media, notably observing the "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on television".
by Zunk Whistle May 27, 2010
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casual-profanity

The use of profane language in everyday conversation. ( Not used as an insult, out of anger, or confusion, etc.)
" What did you do today?"
" Just sat around the fuckin' house, watched some shit on t.v., dicked-off on the interwebs."
"why the foul language? Are you mad at something?"
"No, just a little casual-profanity"
by j1nx July 23, 2012
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Pohan

A word used to describe something potent and/or deadly
"Like that movie?"
"Yeah, that movie was fuckin' pohan!"
by Paul Westcott September 26, 2005
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