pratting

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

by matt February 26, 2005

printing

1. a word used to describe something that you are making a hard copy of usually of a computer either a desktop computer or laptop
2. an outline usually used to describe the outline of an object such as a gun or penis or boner

1 my essay is printing
2 ew james is printing

yeah you can totally see the outline of his boner

by fdksjajfkl July 20, 2010

Pruitting

(v) finding oneself bleeding at extremely inconvenient times (often in public places without access to medical supplies) on a regular basis. Not just once or twice, but frequently. People subject to Pruitting are often those who consider themselves injury prone. The origin of the blood may be known (reopening a preexisting battle wound, scraping ones knee, etc.) However, in order to truly find oneself pruitting he or she must have not noticed the source of the injury, and simply noticed blood somewhere on their skin or clothing.

My new white shoes were ruined last week due to a severe case of pruitting on my ankle.

by McPhearless March 8, 2014

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

Pitting

Intentionally making yourself think your worse by assuming others think of you poorly.

Help, she's pitting again.

by Lucas24709 July 22, 2020

Lava Pitting

This is a noun and a verb for when you take a deep hit of Marijuana into your lungs, and hold it in. Meanwhile, when the smoke is still in your lungs, pour some liquid in your mouth (ex. Orange Juice, Mango Juice, Water, etc.), then you gargle the liquid so that the smoke comes out of your mouth while you gargle, then swallow, and exhale the rest of the smoke.

Let's get some orange juice, ganja, and go Lava Pitting tonight!

by The Big Lebowski August 9, 2012

2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

by 2dprinting May 12, 2013