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Ricktarded

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.
Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!
by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011
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phucktarded

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.
Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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pucktard

pucktard (n.) (puck•TARD) 1. a poser who knows nothing about hockey but to pretends to follow it because they think it will be good for their image. 2. a person with bad taste in hockey teams
1. That kid thinks that the Maggots (not an actual team) are a good hockey team, but he really just follows them because he thinks that all Mags fans are cool. What a pucktard.

2. The Maggts suck! You're such a pucktard!
by otsiam43095 January 10, 2010
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Ricktard

Guy: What's life?
Man: Dude, stop being such a ricktard.
by velma720713 December 1, 2014
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prickadick

A "man" who holds a prized dead end job, who loves himself and television, and beer more than his significant other, he doesn't mind getting violent with anyone in his house, because "I'm the king here, bitch"! He's not just a prick, not just a dick, but a prickadick.
Marybob, I am fixen to leave Hank, he's become a real prickadick lately.
by Sick_lil_me September 6, 2019
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prickdar

Instinct that enables you to detect pricks, thus preventing you from getting involved in shitty relationships.
The first time he met her father, he spent the whole time on the phone with his buddy.

=>She should have had her prickdar on when she met Jerôme.
by flutinne July 23, 2012
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William Leonard Pickard

The man responsible for 90% of the worlds LSD. Got busted in the year 2000. Could you believe that? 90%! Thats why LSD is so rare to find these days. That sucks!

"The DEA maintains that Pickard and partner Clyde Apperson were responsible for manufacturing a majority of the LSD sold in the United States at the time of his arrest, citing a single post-arrest statistic indicating a 95 percent reduction in the drug's availability (where other sources have shown an historically falling interest in LSD). The DEA also maintains that besides the missile launch facility in Kansas, Pickard and Apperson had previously manufactured LSD in Mountain View, California, in Oregon and in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The DEA claims a Santa Fe lab they operated also consistently produced about 1 kilogram of LSD every five weeks. DEA estimates are that 1 kilogram of LSD is equal to 10 million doses with "street value" of $4 million, at 100 micrograms-per-$4-dose. Significantly, the DEA reported only six ounces (less than 170 grams) of ergotamine tartrate (the essential and difficult to obtain LSD precursor) were found in vehicles associated with the silo."
QUESTION-Hey, howcome LSD is so rare to find man?

ANSWER-Because that stupid chickenhawk William Leonard Pickard GOT BUSTED WITH 90% OF IT!
by Manmoss1234 July 6, 2009
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