She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017
Get the Present mug.The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."
Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."
Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
by dmince93 May 11, 2011
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So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)
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by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019
Get the Presentation mug.Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.
"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"
"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
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Get the present company excluded mug.A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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