Precrastination

A behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing what to do.

Theo was a terrible precrastinator. His precrastination always caused big messes that had to be cleaned up by others.

by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009

Procasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

precaster

A man with many skills and talents, he specifies in mostly online video games however he has skills offline. He's very handsome and good with girls, all the girls love him as he has a big penis and a very high k/d.

Zoie: Oh I need a Precaster in my life

Chloe: Me too, my life needs entertainment ;)

Antonio: Hiya, I'm Precaster

by Amanda097 January 11, 2017

Pretastiche

The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.

Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?"
Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"

by That Guy Babaganoosh November 7, 2006

precrastinate

Precrastinate
(verb) : Developing a deliberate plan to avoid making a decision or action

Sam told Ellen that it is easy to precrastinate, simply clain to need information from others and send them off on impossible tasks.

credit: from MerriamWebster.com

by rezendes April 21, 2008

procastinate

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.

Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.

by brainyuck July 17, 2011