Thoughts and Prayers

"I don't care but Im gonna act like I do so people will like me"

Oh, shit Insert Random Rapper died? I don't even know this guy but "Thoughts and Prayers" 🙏🙏🙏

by supremejuiceman October 15, 2020

Prangers

Pregnancy Bangers - The divine natural occurrence when a females breasts swell to epic proportions whilst pregnant.

Lewis was perusing the Daily Mail website when he was stunned by a Kardashian's gargantuan prangers!

by Prangster January 7, 2014

Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

maghrib prayer

The maghrib prayer prayed just after sunset, it's the 4th of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the maghrib prayer has 3 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the third is prayed silently.

Ahmed : did you go for the maghrib prayer today?
Ali : yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by AplysX April 10, 2022

Thoughts and Prayers

What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.

Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."

by Rom, the hero of Terok Nor October 5, 2020

Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

Thoughts and prayers

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

by 9852174563 February 21, 2018