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Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.
by Emadrio October 20, 2010
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Pruning

You put your dick in someone’s mouth, have them close it, and have their mouth fill up with saliva so you can base your cock in it until it prunes

Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning
“Yo bro I’ve had a long day, I just want a good pruning”

“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”
by Rob’s Brain Speaks January 11, 2021
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Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
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Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.
Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!
by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023
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Pragnaing

Responding to a direct inquiry with nonsensical or irrelevant information to intentionally evade providing a meaningful answer.
"Gowtham! You've missed two meetings and have not notified us in advance, what's the reason for this?"

"My mic had issues that I was trying to resolve, I understand text messages may not be the best way to communicate this and verbal communication may be more effective. Also I've been travelling a lot recently and haven't intentionally avoided any meetings."

"Sure, but can you tell me why you didn't notify me in advance?"

"It was a challenging time for me, a lot was happening simultaneously. I've had some personal errands I had to attend to."

"Okay... can I take it that you'll notify me in advance the next time this happens?"

"Thanks for your understanding, and I look forward to working together to resolve these concerns."

"You really need to quit pragnaing"
by tamegasrgovaardevira May 26, 2025
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Pruning

Lesbian sex act that is similar to scissoring but women’s legs are bent at the knee instead of fully extended.
Lily asked Amy is she wanted to do some pruning, so they bent their legs back at the knee and press their vaginas together and got to it.
by CPDeville November 3, 2025
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Pruning Shearing

Cindy and Marsha got together for a quicke and did some deep pruning shearing.
by Himeyjones November 8, 2025
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