dirty postman 

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box

I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!

dirty postman by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

mr postman 

1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.

2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)

3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"

If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...

mr postman by luvdrug88 August 23, 2010

Bin raiding postman 

A grotesque noctunal vermin that roams leafy sub-urban areas ravaging through dustbins looking for food and objects of intrinsic value. This term only applies if their parent is on strike.

"Get your dirty finger nails out my compost you Bin raiding postman, go and tell your dad to sort it out!"

Bin raiding postman by BB-Doggg March 22, 2010

the postman 

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

the postman by tucsontony October 20, 2004

Sneaky Postman 

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

Sneaky Postman by The Postmaster November 7, 2013

Reverse postman 

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

Reverse postman by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman 

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007