Portland Maine is fuckin’ wild. Having the most restaurants than any other city in the US, and barley any are chains. Marajuana is leagal (if 18+ duh) & you can litterally walk around downtown, which is probably the best place, smoking a blunt. It’s so retro and good vibes too. Litterally most of our building are 100+ years old. The bitches in Oregon took our name but it’s fine because we’re obviously superior. If you visit go there some places to go are; Silly’s (restutaunt), The Nickelodeon (really old movie theater), East end beach/munjoy hill (most beautiful place in the world), Becky’s diner ( nothin’ finah’!), Portland high school (one of the oldest high schools in the country), and just find other shit to do because there’s a ton.
“Jen I’m tired of staying in Florida when EVERYONE is on fuckin vacay down here.”
“You’re right Tom. Heyyyyyy lets go to Portland, Maine! It’s beautiful!!”
“You’re right Tom. Heyyyyyy lets go to Portland, Maine! It’s beautiful!!”
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Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."
Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."
Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."
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Used to describe being targeted by a particularly clever insult or witticism that uses a portmanteau, or combination of two or more words, as a punchline. It can also be used sarcastically, for example after an especially weak pun.
The word is a portmanteau itself, of "portmanteau" and "owned." As a result, timely usage of the word can count as an example of itself.
Used to describe being targeted by a particularly clever insult or witticism that uses a portmanteau, or combination of two or more words, as a punchline. It can also be used sarcastically, for example after an especially weak pun.
The word is a portmanteau itself, of "portmanteau" and "owned." As a result, timely usage of the word can count as an example of itself.
"Dude, there's a poltergeist in my chicken coop!"
"Don't you mean a...poultrygiest?"
"Oh, shit, I've been portmanteauwned!"
"Don't you mean a...poultrygiest?"
"Oh, shit, I've been portmanteauwned!"
by Lazy Shell February 1, 2013
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by WhyteBeard August 12, 2016
Get the Freudian Portmanteau mug.Portland is a city. An average sized city by many state standards, but the largest city in Maine. It has a diverse population, unlike the many towns surrounding it. If you want to go "out" in Southern Maine, you make the trip to the old port. The architecture and museums are school field trip destinations. The city has many look-out points along Casco Bay.
by marthkat March 4, 2009
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by Jeffrey C. Gillespie October 17, 2008
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