Pornies

1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.

I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.

by The Mighty Z-Rex April 27, 2005

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the sexiest human woman/bort in recent and ancient history. if she spit in my mouth i would say thanks because i definitely was the one her to do that. i want her right here right now even in my shower and while and during and after eating a bort. derived from the parent root word jessiporn

i wanna suck porni’s tits in this mcdonald’s bathroom

by poor unforture wamp February 24, 2022

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Pornographic is a adverb to describe the graphic nature of a person, object, place or item. The adverb pornographic gets shorted to sound like slang but makes actual sense: porny.

That book is so porny anyone can write it.

I can't believe my porny fantasy gets me hard and erect.

That girl's ass looks so sexy I could feel like I can do porny things to her.

by Mr. Adrian Fairbanks November 21, 2010

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