An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.
by URwatUeat August 25, 2019
Get the Poptartmug. The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.
by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014
Get the Poptartmug. *Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
by PT4L February 16, 2019
Get the Poptartmug. When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?
Emily- Sure what do i do?
Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
Emily- Sure what do i do?
Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
by lihams22 February 20, 2014
Get the Poptartingmug. by d.a.t April 8, 2008
Get the poptartmug. by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009
Get the poptartmug. 