Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.
by PUSSYLUVR May 01, 2010
by FRY March 24, 2005
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 05, 2010
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
by Dokido October 07, 2008