ponut

that little round thing in between the buttcheeks of my little pony porn that kind of looks like a donut from what i've seen. it's a term used by bronies to describe a ponies anus.

lvl 5 brony: *fapping* "look at twilights stanking booty hole! mmm i wanna fuck it"
OG brony: stfu kid, it's called a "ponut", use the correct word or we'll pop a cap in yo ass nigga!.

by penis of johnson. November 25, 2022

Poontachat

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

by mavsfan June 30, 2008

pooft

when a gay man farts.

sorry about that I just pooft

by nathan68000 March 3, 2016

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012

Phoutty

Creative hairstyle - used to hunt Cougars. Typically born on a Wednesday. Likes vacationing at honeymoon locations in order to prey on Thai girls

"Tell your mom to be careful of Phoutty's tonight"

by Phoutty September 12, 2012

Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010