Poor man's lamination

Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.

I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.

by velenosangue November 30, 2009

Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010

Poor Man's Lube

Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.

Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew

by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020

Poor Mans Valium

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

by Kriix June 4, 2009

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

poor man's pancake

White buttered toast with maple syrup.

Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.

by Yammerton February 6, 2010

Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

by Brent Senio October 17, 2008