Poopishment

Its a punishment where parents call Punishment-n-Ready Co. and they come and give you a Poopishment. They strap you down to your bed and release anal fluids such as a shart or poop on your face.

Did you hear Jimmy got caught trying to sneak out of his house last night?

No

Well his parents called Punishment-n-Ready and they ordered a Poopishment.

I feel so bad for Jimmy..

by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009

poopfish

A slinky jackass motherfucker
OR
an interjection similar to "Shit"

Leif is being such a poopfish
OR
Poopfish! I can't find my sunglasses

by Baron27 September 16, 2007

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

Poonish

The act of punishing someone with poo.

I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.

by No Amnesty June 25, 2007

poopnose

An insult refering that someone else's nose is made out of poop. Usually an insult you use when you don't feel like swearing or your being silly.

"Aiden I can't believe you tripped over that barbecue."
"shut up poopnose!"

by turbansam May 13, 2008

Poonis

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014

Pooplisted

You have been "shit listed" i e no one wants anything to do with you, banned, etc

Shawn was pooplisted for qq'ing his dota match.

by Dr_ugs June 15, 2009