Du pooh

Asking someone if they digested there food. Or have made a poopy.

“Hey Dillan du pooh? “
“Yes Jordan i du pooh.”

by Jorb t cup August 17, 2021

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.

Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

by de-pube February 10, 2021

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

Poohan

Polish Peace Promoter

Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!

by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009

Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.

After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.

by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008

Poohda

-An animal in the form of Winnie the Pooh, possibly combined with Buddha. They walk around forever until time, essentially, stops. The Poohda can be found on Alameda de Las Pulgas in San Carlos, CA, roaming around mindlessly. They're cuddly, however, so do not be afraid to approach them.

Alexandrea is a poohda. She just walks around but she's cute, I have to say

by Poohdalover March 18, 2009

Emergency Pooh

You know when you go to a restaurant and you eat a shed load of food, and you feel like you've eaten too much. You sit there with a bloated stomach and feel really uncomfortable.

There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".

This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).

Mark: Oh man I've eaten way too much, my gut is going to explode
Mike: Don't worry mate, just action an Emergency Pooh!

by MikeL1983 December 21, 2006