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poozz

Combination of 1. Poo 2. Jizz 3. Pee
During anal penetration of the fecal wall, the male ejaculates and urinates inside the female's anus, whilst the female secretes poo.
-"OMG John jizzed and pissed up my bum and I shat too."
" Really? Jane... You two POOZZ? I'm jealous I've been trying to get Jim to do it too"

"I want to poozz with you"

"It takes two to poozz"
by lapolooozzaa April 19, 2010
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Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.
I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.
by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011
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poogle

To look something up on a smart phone or tablet whilst sat on the toilet
"Hey you were in the toilet a long time!"
"Yeah, I was trying to remember who won the 1966 world cup so I poogled it."
by Hank awesome September 1, 2012
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Poog

Piece of Oshawa Garbage.

1. Live/Work in Oshawa
2. Love Pajama Pants
3. Straggely Hair
4. Don't like Showers
5. LOVE GM
6. Work At General motors
7. Buy their hats from convenience stores
attend trillium college in the mall
8. Enjoy long walks to the Methodone Clinic
9. Own any GM or CAW apparel
10. frequents the dalhousie area and attends UOIT/Durham pub nights in hopes of scoring someone with more than a high school diploma
1. Oh wow, look at that poog!
2. Great Poog.
3. Wow, there aren't any cottage cheese in Oshawa, but there are poogs everywhere.
4. Take a shower you smell like a poog.
5. once locked in, a poog will never leave.
6. I love poog's, but no sleepovers allowed.
by lasttruckfinaloffercaw222 April 22, 2011
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poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.
I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
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Poogurt

Mon, I want some poogurt.
by hernandogonzalez October 9, 2015
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Pootzoo

Is a funny way of saying cock.
Can be said, "pooootzoooo" or just "pootzoo"

Ex. That man has a large pootzoo.

"pootzoo toucher": meaning they like to touch cocks.
by Pootzoolover October 8, 2010
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